Recognized this gif of Vicki at Lake Havasu while scrolling by at lightning speed. Recommended without reading anything more than the headline. Possibly better moment than Family Van. Bless Madeleine.

Why isn’t Inhale available on DVD yet?!?!?!?!

Life without Millihelen is nothing! Nothing!!

Millihelen! Sob!

Recommending this before I’ve read one word, because I know it will be essential documentation of Housewives’ Origins.

I honestly feel like I can’t appreciate skating anymore since they moved away from the 6.0. I feel like I could accurately predict what each country would score on the 6.0, factoring in all politics, drama, and skill/artistry. Now, I have no clue. Might as well be watching diving.

Ugh, I saw Michelle win Worlds in Vancouver in 2001, and it was one of the best experiences of my life. Not to mention that was the year Sale/Pelletier also won! Oh yeah, oh yeah!

OMG such a flutzer.

I remember a friend in Spanish class spoiled this for me, and I was DEVASTATED! Looking back now, though, I can appreciate her triple-triple.

I think this might be my favorite figure skating story ever. And I once walked past Dick Button muttering to himself on the street when Worlds were in Minneapolis back in ‘98.

I’ve only ever wanted to look this cool since I was about 7 years old.

Do you think Shannon could possibly let that happen at this point?!

Roxy! (The sight of her in that wig is seared in my memory. Like a bad bout of food poisoning.)

Karen’s face is SO CONFUSING.

I wish Erika could just rotate from city to city. Imagine her interacting with Sonja!

I love JK and her Twitter so mucho.

I love Eileen, but listening to Danielle try to come up with ANYTHING complimentary to say about her had me choking with laughter.

I so miss the tales of Countess Crackerjacks.

If you’re listening to BitchSesh you’ve not a problem, you’ve a solution! But with as relatively boring as Beverly Hills has been this year, I am so ready to hear their take on RHONY. Sonja’s fake tooth forever!

She’s like that wacky aunt who never pays the bills but always has champagne and refers to the raccoon infestation as atmosphere then asks you to pick out the proper pair of Wednesday-night underwear to gallivant around in at Beautique before deciding to forgo it altogether. And then you have to pick her up at 4 a.m.…