He also reportedly grabbed a fan after the game in the tunnel leading away from the field. That is the true reason why he got suspended.

“It’s a caricature”

When you are a taxi cab company and you don’t follow current taxi cab laws, you aren’t allowed to be shocked when courts rule against your taxi cab company.

Lack of engine noise has been an issue since headphones (portable) became a thing. So at this point, it just feels like a culling of the herd if you’re not paying attention.

Electric and hybrid cars in the US will soon be mandated by the US Department of Transportation to make artificial engine noises by the end of 2019

I mean, sure, it’s funny. But, Christ, adolescence is awkward as fuck so good for them. It’s certainly not worse than the retirement home where we put grandpa so he can pretend to be a truck driver.

Were it about her wanting to go back to school, or maybe take up yoga or even if she was genuinely interested in changing careers, totally. I would be an extreme bag of dicks for shutting her down.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Sounds like a new show by Dick Wolf.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

but he smiled when he played baseball

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

LMAO $90 hoodies? That shit is far too rich for my blood.

LMAO $90 hoodies? That shit is far too rich for my blood.

“tensegrity?”

I blame the kids, and the coaches, and the parents. Then the refs.

I generally get pissed off when people complain about posts for which they have no interest...just don’t click on them, but holy fuck the e-sports stuff was just too much.

And less e-sports nonsense

Deisel, Sketch, Midnight etc can't be good human names because, get this, they are already names for other things. If a name has an x or a z or more than 3 syllables or any association with some pop culture crap like Twilight then it also sucks.