Reminds me of something my mom did a few weeks ago. She got a scam call from some guy saying he was with Microsoft and he detected a virus on her computer. (First clue it was a scam? They have an iMac. Why would Microsoft be calling?)

Tie an inner tube to the back of a three wheeled ATV (back before those fuckers got banned for being so tippy) and let a mildly buzzed 17 year old drag you around a supposedly frozen lake and nearby snow covered field.

As teenagers, we did such stupid similar things that I break out in a cold sweat just thinking about them.

All things considered, fuck this guy. And shitty photoshop.

That’s why I’m voting Trump. All the good Pizza Roll and Hand Lotion Tester gigs are going to illegals.

The “*eyeroll* video games* thing is just an extension of the “ugh, millenials” thing, guys.

“Young men without college degrees have replaced 75 percent of the time they used to spend working with time on the computer, mostly playing video games, according to the study...”

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

I prefer all stanced cars where they belong, in the junkyard.

Please, Jalopnik.

I’ll pour out a pint of 85 Octane in memoriam for our fallen roadster comrade.

I hope he trailered it to a junkyard, because that’s where it belongs.

Is there a giant dildo under the red shifter cover?

See how much fun he is having when he jams it up at a railway crossing or some sort of incline.

I hate it when people do stuff like this to their car to impress other people. Which is usually the case

Fucking. Idiot.

Ingenious!! This allows Burger King to use those left over patties now, lol.

I bet is an elaborate setup for a “Look how many fucks I have, and yet I don’t give any”.

That was a lot of swearing for just a short comment about chicken nuggets.

I fucking love mc nuggos, but fuck man. I’m full with a 10 piece with fries, 48 fucking nuggets? jeez