That’s funny lighten up dick muffin. Or Go chug a cock!

What the fuck? That is crazy.

Haha well at least u broke the cycle so your son will never have to drive a camery! Life is short drive something fun and rev that bitch to the redline.

Ya fuck this guy seems like a lame cock muncher.

Your a twat

What your car is saying is your a lame douche not a flashy douche.

Hahaha ya tell that bitch who is in charge! You know the old saying “bitches be tripping".

Get something with comfortable seats cause sounds like you will be spending some nights in it in the future!! Ha jk

Ahh yes tiny dick syndrome, I think that's what your roommate is Afflicted with. My friend had an old sabb in high school awesome fun little turbo and beautiful interior.

So there are 2 people now? Jk my friend had one they grow on you.

I think I would rather just die. You know you have hit rock bottom when you walk in to the er with your dick in a Taco Bell cup!!

I’m guessing his ball bearing failed.

Did they try cpr on his dick?

Did he get a tiny coffin for his dick? Or just burry it in the back yard?

Hey well at least he has an interesting story at cocktail parties!

His three legged dog knocked over a lantern an his fucking meth lab exploded!

Haha fuck that is funny as shit! My roommates nickname was Sasquatch.

Ahh yes the saggy African tittie, that brings back memories.

Haha same with readers digest would it kill them to show a shaved pussy every now and then? I mean what the fuck?

Haha