Did they try cpr on his dick?

Did he get a tiny coffin for his dick? Or just burry it in the back yard?

Hey well at least he has an interesting story at cocktail parties!

His three legged dog knocked over a lantern an his fucking meth lab exploded!

Haha fuck that is funny as shit! My roommates nickname was Sasquatch.

Ahh yes the saggy African tittie, that brings back memories.

Haha same with readers digest would it kill them to show a shaved pussy every now and then? I mean what the fuck?

Haha

Haha funny guy

That sign makes my wiener happy

Haha cheers mate! That small crap car comment got me. I don't know I think we made better rusty cars, and you guys had the market cornered on faulty electronics.

Haha that is how I want to go out!!!!!! Do a burnout right into the grave.

Haha no one wants to go out in a Daewoo or geo metro.

Haha a guy pulled up next to me yesterday in a lowered vw and vape smoke was pouring out.

Haha but I don't want to be flying out of the back when the driver guns it out of the parking lot and hops a fucking curb. Actually that does sound pretty awesome.

Haha those are fucking awesome. That is going out in style but it has to be blasting some zz top or acdc while your taking that final Cruze.

That’s exactly what I was going to say! Beoch!!!!!

Shut the fuck up dickhead. Left lane is for passing move over. People like you are trying to be saftey patrol but end up making the roads more dangerous.

Shut the fuck up your the asshole. 5mph?

Haha hell ya. Fuck these pussys. Move over or don’t get upset when I cut you off.