Oh no u ditant! Shaquikwa is does guna fart in your ear after she gets back from cashing here welfare check geettin a nice bucket of Popeyes chicken !! Mmm hmmm

Tree hugging fancy boy! Jk it is kind of cool.c

HaHa I found one of those cleaning out some old computer stuff. God it too forever to masterbate back then!

Read above dick muffin

I want one in my front yard? Can it mow?

Does it have vtech

Ya it's heat seaks right to the nutsack!

Everything you need to build it you can get at Home Depot

The spooky is the shit, u can operate the weapons system in call of duty and your friends have ultra violet strobes to avoid fire it's a great close air support plane but easy pickings for SAMs.

I know I like mine with cheese and tomato.

U can call it Teabagistan? Or Handjobia

For some reason I have always like the c130! But put a howitzer in it and a grenade launcher and a mini gun and that is a sweet setup

Haha ya I would hate to be on the business end of that fucking gun. Although if one round hit you , you would probably just fucking pop like watermelon vs Gallaghers mighty hammer. Your head would be a football field away from your nutsack!

Chocolate milk dispenser.

It's like having a pistol when your m4 jams, it could save your ass.

Ya but it is better then nothing. Check out aces of air, f4 pilot shot down a mig with a gun pod after running out of sidewinders so you never know.

That sound gets my dick hard!

Ya it’s a fucking Gatling gun with a plane built around it that shoots depleted uranium!! That guy is a fucking fruit, if you don’t like the warthog you are a fucking card carrying commie faggot and should be sent to Guantanamo bay and eat cock meat sandwiches until you die.

I'm sure a trained pilot would tear shit up. Seen pictures of tanks like Swiss cheese. But a baby dick like you probably couldn't do it.

That's what my friends girlfriend says about this dude Gary, he spooged in his pants when he was messing around with this chick and hid them in his shoe. We still give him shit about it.