I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

In my experience, anacondas don’t want none unless they got buns, hun.

Sorry. Chen, but “on fleek” was not brought to “us” by fucking vine. Unless you want to be more specific about exactly who “us” is and get into conversation about cultural capital. You’re dangerous.

Fun fact: this is why Navy planes actually increase engine power upon snagging the wire. If the wire breaks or they otherwise lose it, they will have enough power to climb back away.

very few mainland brands show up in HK stores. like bottled water for example, a typical 7-11 convenience store or Wellcome supermarket stocks local brands like Vita(makers of Vitasoy), Watsons(healthcare chain conglomerate), and Bonaqua(Coca Cola/Swire Group subsidiary), or import water like Evian, Volvic, Fiji, and…

This is a document designed for engineers. Engineers often call what you consider “cheating” to be “hacking.”

“If we wanted to switch to more localized diets”

Quick summary for the impatient:

While you’re the one who gets to decide what is for you to cry over and what is not, if something made you cry in the first place, then it’s something to cry over. That doesn’t mean you can’t find your way back to not crying and then decide it was silly, but everyone is definitely entitled to those emotions as they’re…

Wow so cool.

Wouldn’t it be cool if we like, erase ourselves from the internet?
OMG Thom you’re such a creative genius

???high-volume????

Not having to tip is one of the best things about using Uber. Glad to see the company recognizes that.

It has nothing to do with how much money is spent, but on what it is spent and what is taught as a result. The schools I went to were consistently top-rated and produced an inordinate number of individuals who went on to prestigious colleges and prestigious careers.

I feel like bolt cutters may be slightly easier. But I could be wrong.

NIMBY is always the best policy for some group of people. In this case you were part of that group.

You’re one of those people that thinks he likes sushi but really doesn’t. You like rice and spicy sauce with nondescript protein.

They use roto-dial and share an iPhone4 that hasn’t left it’s original box

What? No. Whether you are a boss or a peer, you should be able to request that a coworker helps you with something, even if they are not absolutely essential for the completion of the task. Employees who only do exactly what is required of them on their job description are really shitty employees - any professional…