I don't think it is wrong to have a pet pig and to eat pork. The value of the animal is significantly tied to your love of it. I have two guinea pigs, but if I was in Peru and someone offered me some guinea pig to eat, I would probably try it.

It's not like the pig understands the name...

"Being 'anti-PC' is not sticking it to the Man, it’s sticking it to all the people whom the Man routinely stomps on."

Of, like, her face? Or a Tina Fey inspired tattoo?

You're ridiculous.

Oh goodness. I recommend taking a few biology classes next time you get the chance.

See above.

"Inherit the WInd" is a play about the Scopes trial. I think he is assuming that most people on Jezebel have read it, just because we tend to be liberals and it is very famous.

"Inherit the Wind" is a play about the Scopes trial.

Sorry, but this is my pet peeve in life: "begging the question" doesn't mean what you think it means.

Well some cats are little honeybadgers and don't give a fuck. My mom's cat is happy to shower with her.

Not just when their wet... but they grow more fur, so permanent is maybe the wrong word.

It actually does do some damage: it diminishes the ability of their fur to insulate their bodies.

Where on earth are you finding these hideous things?!

Although it is true that marijuana won't turn a perfectly healthy brain of an individual at no risk of developing schizophrenia into a schizophrenic, I think you are understating the case rather significantly.

Isn't the point of the article that we don't have very much scientific evidence about what bath salts do? I thought it was really interesting, as someone who does zero drugs (including alcohol). I would love scientific studies if they existed, but they don't really exist yet.

Not to be an ass, but I searched the UO website and found four Obama shirts and two Romney shirts.

Dude, it is satire. It is making fun of guys complaining about being friendzoned.

I think you missed the point of the article. It is satire, trying to show how ridiculous it is when guys complain about being friendzoned.

(Psssst... this is satire.)