Not mention the fact that Rachel Maddow was talking about differences in pay FOR THE SAME WORK.

If you don't already do this, it's worth noting that you can download the Rachel Maddow podcast every day on itunes and listen to her whole show, where she is this brilliant every damn day.

I know. Coming from someone whose screen name is "prolife2012" too. Murdering people is pro-life... because...?

Well. I am going to have to reconsider whether I buy any Lush products. Normally no-animal-testing would be a pro in my book, but this bullshit isn't.

No fucking lie. I don't read youtube comments for a reason. I am feeling so stabby about this whole thing.

Is it something that could be made into a dress? I have a friend bought extra-larges of all the boxy class tshirts in high school and just took them in a ton to make them dresses. She did it herself.

That's the problem: I don't have very much heavy cream. I have MAYBE a cup of cream, but tons of half and half. I need recipes that use half and half instead of of cream + milk. (I do have cream and milk, but not very much cream.) I can't find any recipes like that.

I haven't graduated yet, but I'm friends with a few professors who left the college.

1. SCIENCE/PSYCHOLOGY ARTICLES AND THE FACT THAT NO ONE ON STAFF UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE STUDY ACTUALLY SAID.

You don't have to audition to comment now. That's basically the change.

Did you see this one: "Just remember, there are more of us then there are of you, and we have the guns. We got your boy Tiller, and we can get you too."?

Have eggs, need recipes!

I actually have several recipes that don't use eggs that have come out very well, but this recipe can be with or without eggs. I have eggs.

I have eggs! Just need recipes.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. ACTUAL COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE:

The trolls get pretty bad on Jezebel, but luckily we can just leave them in their sad pink boxes and roll our eyes, normally. This is going to be atrocious.

Wtf? Because clearly 23-year-olds should be aspiring to look like 8-year-olds.

I think I found one! Oh wait, false alarm.

Ice cream-making jezebels:

But if Axe was illegal, what would middle school boys spray all over the school between classes so that you can literally taste it in the air?