I already have a fear of medical procedures/doctors, and the comments on this article are SO TERRIFYING.

I buy dandelion blush on ebay. Do you know how I would know if it was counterfeit??!

I have a similar problem, but luckily I am easier to fool. Whenever I think I look fat and imagine that everyone is judging me, I look in one of those 360 degree mirrors where you can see yourself at weird angles that you normally can't see yourself from, and realize that I look totally fine.

This is not exactly a profound statement but HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE DESERVES TO GET KICKED IN THE FACE!

If you haven't said anything in a nice way yet, you should do that first.

I haven't done anything for Big Brother/Big Sisters, but I have done program evaluation for a local organization that is very similar and their requirements were pretty minimal: meet with the kid one hour a week, don't overstep that parents' boundaries, etc.

"Women owe men some inventions."

At first I read this as "Putin" and thought, "Wow, into Russian politics already."

I think it's cute. On the other hand, I am the kind of person who calls my manfriend things like "sweetness" so maybe I am not the best person to talk to about hokey-ness limits.

Halfway through Jeffrey Eugenides' The Marriage Plot and I have to say... I kind of hate all of the characters. Which is especially a shame because I LOVED his other two books.

Did someone say waffles?!

You would prefer that sex ed were discussed at home... if all parents were awesome.

I don't really care about Mittens' robotic demeanor, but I do find his "I am hilariously rich" comments to be comedy gold.

It was a cotton day dress. Super casual except for the hem. I keep finding beauty-pageant glitzy dresses when I search, though.

That was about the difference in the lengths, yes.

The first boyfriend who told me he loved me did so mid-fight when I was threatening to hang up on him.

What if it's less than three? Should people be walking around telling other people that they slept with two thirds of a man?

That doesn't make you a prude at all. Everyone has different limits and all of them are okay— although it is worth noting that I imagine LOTS of people (myself included) would be right there with you in not being okay with that.

Dude, I would have a mental breakdown too...

Two dry hands rubbing together.