Clearly, a woman who is spending $500 a month on dinner is not shopping at Grocery Outlet.

Oh my god. You win the internet for this connection.

Clearly these people do not actually believe that republican policies will make the economy better if they feel that they have to do this.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

It was on Boston Legal as well. I know because my boyfriend-at-the-time and I had a huge fight about what should be done if something like that were to happen.

I saw it yesterday and enjoyed it greatly.

Holy cow. You just made my ex-boyfriend ignoring me and not giving me back my stuff look like a fucking saint.

Ask the boy out! You admit that you barely know the man. If he says yes, hooray! You win! If he says no, that's awkward but you don't lose anything and you can maybe stop obsessing.

I'm very sad but this Muppets clip is making me feel a little better.

We have a tradition of doing leftover turkey tacos the night after Thanksgiving, and leftover mashed potatoes can be used to make some easy gnocchi.

I want to write all these responses on my arm for constant use.

I like "pro-choice" and "anti-choice" because it perfectly describes both my views and theirs.

Sounds... like a republican.

They only saw the participants reactions. They didn't know whether they women were looking at scantily-clad or non-scantily-clad stimuli.

The dog poop one is not one to read while you're eating chocolate ice cream...

Wow. That makes me want to track that cop down and scream in his face.

Uh, I worked at a group home and there were 11-year-olds there that were 4 inches taller than me and 40 pounds (of muscle) heavier than me.

It seriously boggles my mind how EVERY SINGLE POLITICIAN was super attractive in their 20s. Like, all of them.

I'll take one of each.

This is what I wore to my last job interview.