I think the biggest problem with this is not that it was posted on facebook, but the conservative tradition involved (where you display the sheets or whatever). It is... jarring to have it on facebook, but not worse than displaying outside of your house. Just a new medium for the same icky shit.

Oh my god. PDA makes me so uncomfortable even when it's not in church. This is like my worst nightmare.

To be fair, that is REALLY pretty.

My sleep schedule is SO adjustable it's crazy. I can train myself to wake up anywhere from 4 am to 2 pm in the span of a couple days.

"You know what we're too pretty for? Putting up with anti-intellectualism."

Goldfish live more than 10 years if you treat 'em right.

Oh my gosh. I haven't read that one in particular, but that is definitely how I felt in American Gods. Like, 'what were you thinking when you wrote this?!'

Hotel Rwanda?

Well, now I'm craving calamari.

Damnit, lemon lyman. I can't reply to you because your comment is too short!

To be fair, if Michelle Bachmann was an ice cream flavor, she probably WOULD be tutti-frutti... for reasons totally unrelated to her gender.

Do you know if there is anywhere to watch that online?

I hate to break it to you, but judging by your comments, you're kinda racist.

I feel like that every time I hear about horrible things.

Okay. Here is the thing about long-distance.

The problem is that when you see stupid on Jezebel, it's like someone ripped out your heart.

...does ANYTHING work with sparkles?

Only if the juice tastes like white chocolate mochas.

I didn't report because I didn't want to acknowledge what happened and I didn't think it would matter if I said anything anyways.

There are few times when it is not okay to make spaghetti.