This is a teeny bit off-topic, but: For my Philosophy of Reproduction class, we have read buttloads of articles on abortion on all sides of the aisle... and all of the pro-life ones are so, so, so fallacious and poorly argued that it almost makes me a little sad for them.

Yo, I work at a preschool and it is not abnormal for kids to need help sometimes even if they are fine most of the times. For example, if a kid poops their pants there is a lot more to clean up and most preschoolers can't hygienically handle that on their own.

Sorry, this is insanely late, but: I hope you called that teacher and yelled at her and gave her a book on nutrition.

They're in the 1% but they stand with the 99%. Bill Gates has been super active in Washington state trying to get taxes increased on the rich.

"Ever wonder why the perfume you get as a gift doesn't usually smell as good to you as the stuff you pick out for yourself?"

I imagine it's so she thinks about giving birth every time she considers getting frisky in the back seat.

So true. Privilege is a funny thing.

That's very surprising. It seems like you could just walk into any church and say, "I can't afford a Bible. Can I please have one?"

Well, I only met her once.

I am definitely planning on applying everywhere I possibly can. There just happens to be a really good school with professors doing research that I am specifically interested in right in my backyard. I have met this particular professor in real life before (I even worked in her lab! I was supervised by grad students…

So, I made a Super Delicious Thing for dinner, and I thought I would share my creation in case in of you are in need of a Super Delicious Thing.

People get banned from Jezebel and maintain their (often starred) accounts on Gawker all the time...

Back in the day, stars carried over. But they no longer do.

Grad school question:

...until he opens his mouth. Then he's smokin'.

I am from the Northwest and I was unaware that anyone did not think that Kentucky was the South, haha.

I really wish people would stop giving me Bibles. I am an atheist and I have like 15 of them, which would be excessive even for a Christian. I feel like it's rude to refuse to take one when they literally shove them in your face, but seriously, y'all are killing trees.

"The Simpsons are like having a shitty house guest who also happens to be Mahatma Gandhi. Sure, they can't take the hint that it's time to leave, but you can't exactly kick them out." ~Maxwell Yezpitelok

I don't think you are supposed to like her...

You put it in the slow cooker with all your other useless leftovers.