WHOA. I totally missed the fact that he even had those psycho views in the first place. What on earth did he say?!

This is what I did in middle school. I like to think I got past it, though.

Does she mean "drag queens"? At least that would make sense... kind of...

I mean, maybe. But like, this is clearly a ploy to get people to buy stuff.

"You're fucking up the game for me! I used to have a corner on this market!"

It seems that I posted this twice. That it okay, because it needed to be said twice.

Yo, schizophrenia doesn't make you kill people. Most people with schizophrenia live relatively normal lives and people who have the disease are NO MORE LIKELY to be violent than the general population.

"...unexpected surge of online orders".

I am sorry, dear. I know you are just trying to protect your daughter, but you are being ridiculous.

...it didn't even work for David Bowie.

If I convinced all girls to avoid sleeping with all jerks, you would NEVER get laid, dear sir.

I am surprised that the statistics are that low for both evangelicals AND for the general population.

Did the bullies face any consequences for chanting "You're better off dead" after the poor kid committed suicide?

That's why I don't have an appendix, right?

I do the slow-release as well. Effective 99% of the time!

Doctors should get you alone for that kind of thing. My doctor would always make my mom leave the room when he asked about things like sex and drug use.

Burt's Bee's lip shimmer in raisin and my lips are happy.

They moved it around. It's definitely not real! (Just like her chin, her hair color, her eye color, her nose and her hairline.)