Oh no! Where is it going?! It's running away to the other side of her face!

You should have bought it just because that it hilarious.

Well, looks like I know what I am making in my spare time.

Looks like I'm screwed. My first kisses always suck...

...Am I totally making this up, or did this exact same thing happen like a year ago?

According to my Human Sexuality class, the rhythm method, WHEN USED CORRECTLY, is as effective as the pill.

"I would go to college and study all of Doug. All of his body, and all the elements within that."

Can't we just all, regardless of gender, agree to wear comfortable but moderately attractive underwear?

I think it has a side-zip and she didn't bother to zip it up.

How it should have happened~

It's going to be Romney and I think he is terrifyingly likely to win. People are REALLY mad at Obama. I am going to vote for him, but I am going to be rolling my eyes and sighing loudly as I do.

Aw. I love this story. If I knew anything about photography I would totally volunteer to do this.

I was born in 1991 and the only time I have gotten an actual manicure is when my sister wanted to do it for "bonding time" (and footed the bill).

Yes! Bought two shades of Sinful nail polish JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE THERE the other day.

If the Arrested Development movie falls through, I am going to be so CRUSHED. I spent my whole shower thinking about what I should do for my Arrested Development pre-movie party. Obviously, I will have to paint my whole body blue. Other people can dress as gay pirates or just wear a red tshirt that says, "SLUT" in all…

Seriously. Get it.

Call him, tell him you hate him, and BLOCK HIS NUMBER!!

So I watched two movies today, one of which was horrible and one of which was FUCKING AWESOME.

I don't think she's funny at all. One of her videos made me smile a little bit for a small part of it. Buuuut youtube commenters are pretty much the worst people in the world, so I would stay away from that shit.

"Have you read my YouTube comments? Everyone thinks I’m 55." ~Whitney Cummings.