How love how many times he has to say the same thing. "On this show, I am just going to be dancing."

You are so right.

I just tried to copy this pose and it is EVEN MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT LOOKS.

Either Kim stomps her feet as much as I do when she walks or the sound editors want us to think she does.

I, for one, am pretty fucking outraged.

Sorry for unloading my Sad on you every day, dearest Jezzies.

Why is this my life?

I am so proud of myself for finally kicking my damn farmville habit.

You are not being unreasonable at all. You can't find someone who does smoke/drink and be like, "No! Stop!" but there are lots of awesome people out there that will meet your qualifications.

I've had athlete's foot without itching before. I'd soak your feet in vinegar once a day and see if it clears up...

Oh, I'm totally in the same boat. Unless I start dating a woman, I am not going to bother to bring it up with my parents. Too big of a pain in the butt for no tangible gains.

Like the 25 year old mom raping the 13 year old neighbor?

Parent of kids that I worked with at a residential treatment facility this summer. The woman couldn't tell them apart (and she gave them names that were almost identical) and she called them by the same nickname to cover for the fact that she couldn't tell which twin was which.

So propose a different date...

That sounds so delicious but would definitely require a trip to the grocery store.

Perfect. Thank you!

It doesn't make me sleepy, though. I was sleepy before the caffeine in this particular incident. It just has no effect on me whatsoever.

I could. But I want it on my google too.

Coerce someone to make it for you? Perhaps you didn't season it quite right? It tastes like exactly what it sounds like it would taste like given the ingredients, so if it SOUNDS good to you...