Also, my baked eggs were a failure because I forgot about them and the yolks got all hard-boiled-egg-y. :(

Manfriend?

(Since I am apparently doomed to be alone and unhappy forever), does anyone have any single-serving recipes for peach cobbler? I have two peaches.

Ahhhhh! Do we get this google animation tomorrow? Because I'm excited for it.

Caffeine doesn't do aaaaanything for me. A few weeks ago, I was really tired and someone tried to get me all hyped up on caffeine to see if he could do it and to keep me awake, so he bought me like 5 Monsters and like two coffee-drink-thingys. I drank them all and them promptly fell asleep.

Watch the news while brushing your teeth (and while getting ready in general). Makes me feel way less useless.

...I really want to know what this originally said!

Can someone tell me something happy? Happy things exist, right?

But if you see toilet paper you don't freak out and throw it at people and scream. I hope.

Okay. So some scumbag posted this on facebook because they are HILARIOUS and I can't even pick apart what it is about this that "made [them] lose [their] appetite".

Subarus are the BEST THINGS. I loved my forester...

Foundation is one you want to shill out the big bucks for. If there is any place to avoid crappy drugstore products, it is your foundation.

People who write off the behavior of young people because they are young are doing a disservice to all the fantastic and brilliant young people in the world.

...Why didn't he just tell one of them to go away...?

I'm 20 now. I definitely don't give young people a pass on the off chance they might get better. (Also: Wikipedia says she's 21.)

Jesus. I was thinking about reading this book off the recommendations of a few friends. Now I'm scared that if I read it, I will like it, and feel like a horrible person.

"I am not trying to argue with you or anything or saying you should feel mad if someone masturbates to you, but since I am less vaginally-challenged, I thought I would share that perspective." ~Me

Fun fact: Explaining why someone who was raped might be upset because of something is super fascist.

I don't normally give out cakes, but for this, I will make an exception.

You would think crime would have been eradicated by now.