Dude, I'm an atheist. I just don't happen to like being mean to other people for no reason.

Skip A DAY OR TWO? I take week-long shave-cations every time I shave my legs...

Not to mention other mental illnesses as children. I work at a residential treatment facility for abused kids and I don't think we have a single kid who doesn't have at least one Axis I disorder. Most of them have 2-3. Some have upwards of 7.

This does not surprise me. I worked at a pool all through high school and my supervisor told me at a training that there is an average of 2 lbs of poop in your average pool from people not wiping sufficiently before they enter the pool. (Those faux-showers where you kind of get your hair wet before you jump in aren't…

"This is the new generation..."

Not on this site. People here make derogatory comments about Christians and Catholics all the time here, unfortunately. That is what herecomesth3sun was referencing, not the mood of the nation as a whole.

Too bad Catholics are just as statistically likely to use birth control as their non-Catholic counterparts. Tell your grade 12 religion teacher that apparently EVERYONE is going to hell.

I did not realize I was hungry until just now. Man those corndogs look delicious...

Literal lol moment right now. I am sitting at my computer cackling like a banshee.

...it's a joke...

I think things like education background can be important in ensuring that you are on equal footing and that you have things in common. BUT...

I want to type that quote up, underline it, draw circles around it and arrows pointing to it... and mail it to the school principal.

I wish I had known that everyone else is as terrified as I was. This is a new experience for everyone, so everyone is stressed and lonely and worried that no one will like them and all that.

True story.

All you need to pull off a look is the balls to pretend like what you are wearing is totally unremarkable.

Too bad that sounds like 12 kinds of fun.

Yeahhhhh... I haven't seem the documentary, but have had people cite it to me as evidence that nothing is wrong with me when there obviously is.

That is because he is super sexy. I think most sane people agree.

My dad says that the storage location for everything is the "____ locker".

I have two men who I KNOW want to have sex with me (I am in a relationship so only one of them is technically available, but still) and yet my vagina is conspicuously empty right now.