Everyone reacts to different pills differently. For every pill, there is someone who is happy as a clam and someone else who turns into a ranging homicidal maniac. If I were you, I would talk to your doctor about your problem and see if they can prescribe a pill that might work better for you (because just because,…

CRAZY SEX is how I would handle it.

Everything I learned about sex came in 8th grade from the boy I had a crush on, who did the Unitarian Universalist program "OWL". Every Sunday he would get on instant messaging and tell me and my friends everything he had learned that day.

Dry humping? That is your solution, Huffington Post?

I mean the literal pen that you use to doodle on your lips dries out, not my lips, unfortunately. If I spend like $10 on some cosmetic doohickey, I expect to be able to use it for longer than a week!

Also: This is my fashion/make-up inspiration for the day.

Cross-posted from Groupthink because I forgot that this is where the cool kids hang out on Saturdays:

Hearted!

His tummy looks like it is covered in sesame seeds. He looks like a giant, owl-shaped bagel.

Only because "Gods" is plural. You are doing a great service by preventing people from touching you while you are unclean... by refusing to leave the bathroom.

I don't think booty-padding is common enough that you should ever assume that it is the ba-donk-a-donk source.

Patti, thanks for the advice! However, people keep asking me out despite my obvious flaws, such as having curly hair, perplexingly enough. So I don't think I am going to listen to you.

Jesus cares about how you gather your menstrual blood, don'tchaknow?

I seriously doubt that she actually paid for it herself. In all likelihood, it was given to her by the designer so we would talk about it.

Feminism is an idea that many lovely people believe in. Islam is a religion that many lovely people believe in.

This is like making tissues illegal when your actual goal is to cure the common cold.

Not judging you at all. I also REALLY REALLY REALLY want one of my future children to be a girl. Although I do not think that I would have a sex-selective abortion, I am going to cross every one of my fingers and toes!

It is not that. I wouldn't recommend finding out what it actually is.

My boyfriend and I started dating when it was Obama vs. Clinton. I was pro-Obama and he was pro-Clinton. I won in that Obama is president. But I have had to admit Clinton would have been the better choice...

"New"?