And she wasn't charged with assault with a deadly weapon because...?

BAHAHA. Hearted.

Other people answered you way better than I ever could. I believe in defense attorneys and their jobs are things that are essential to justice, even when they defend guilty people. I just couldn't do it, personally.

Trust me, no one is pro-abortion. I am the most pro-choice human being you could ever meet and, in my ideal world, no one needs abortions.

It wasn't a whole season. I think it was just one episode...

I love Austin Scarlett! And Kenley (even though no one else does)! And Mondo!

It would be "No le gusta"... you used it as a reflexive verb, which it is not.

Way to remind me why I could never ever be a defense attorney.

It tastes like dirt to some people (who are not me) apparently. But a lot of people REALLY hate it.

It is. Click the "Ari Schwartz" link right above the comment and it takes you to the original comment in the original story.

Just started The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks.

YES. So frustrating.

Something that I did with my housemates last year that really worked was dividing up the counter so your dishes go in your designated spot. It makes it REALLY obvious when someone is being the slob because everyone will have nice clean counter areas and you will just have a pile of crap and then people would clean…

One day, someone is going to donate their copy to Halfprice Books and it will be MINE!

Freeze two peaches. Boil half a cup of water and dissolve in 3/4 of a cup of white sugar, Sprinkle 3 leaves of chopped basil in your simple syrup and refrigerate for 1 hour. Blend the peaches and the simple syrup. Chop up another basil leaf and stir it in gently. Stick the whole thing back in the freezer.

I don't think you are out of place to list the things that he has done to make you uncomfortable and say you would rather just hang out with her and not her plus some random douche.

Why does Nicki Minaj not look ridiculous in any of those wigs? I am so jealous.

Well that is fine. It's when you are driving around town with the girl you love when I am like "Fuck you! And Fuck her too! For endangering the lives of other innocent people with your inappropriate orgasm context!"

WHOA. She looks like a hot, sexy adult instead of a grumpy, unpleasant teenager. Much better look.

I don't know what kind of access you have to a psychologist, but you pretty clearly have an eating disorder and you are doing yourself a disservice if you have access to help and you don't get it.