So... you nitpick semantics because I wasn’t actually arguing with you? Even though you spent plenty of words explaining to me that the two incidents were the same and should be treated as such?

If you want to write a long story that paints a complex portrait of a villain, it is adivisable to first find a villian with some degree of complexity. Former college football player turned cop who likes to rape women ain’t exactly Richard III.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

The downside to digital media is that, at the end of the day, you can’t wipe your ass with it.

I have to say you missed a real opportunity there by not making “Auf Wiedersehen” “Auf Wiederzayn”

Excuse me, would you mind directing me to the portal of lost metabolisms?

She and Carrie Fisher go crazy with emojis. I’m curious how long it takes them to type out a tweet. (One of Carrie Fisher’s recent tweets had an emoji for nearly every other letter. It was so difficult to read!)

I will continue to make fun of her tweets, but even more lovingly.

I love her and I will not make fun of her tweets for a full year.