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Don’t worry. Tomorrow, after the controversy dies down, they’ll just delete the blog post and it’ll all go away.

Welcome to the *New GAWKER*

In a post on Twitter by the official Star Wars account, they said the following: “Lucasfilm & Disney didn’t approve, participate in or condone the inappropriate use of our characters in this manner.”

I was the entire crew. And it wasn’t worth filing a report over. I just didn’t go back to the job site after the weekend was over. I got enough money to buy an Xbox, fuck that guy.

I worked with a general contractor a few years back that was a recovering alcoholic. We drank NA beer for the entire week we were on a job site. It was fucking awful. I asked him why and he said he “Missed the taste”. Dude was an asshole.

So where, as Rust Cohle (probably) once said, is the beef?

If there’s one thing I learned in college, it’s that the more you put Jager down, the more likely Jager is to come back up.

Try a larger dose.

Olbermann may be a pompous ass, but he is very rarely wrong

I can’t believe your dad let you ruin your car like that.

No. Yes.

When I moved out to Portland, a friend passed on to me the wisdom given to him by an aging alcoholic: Rainier.

Glad to see someone beat me to it. Coors banquet is probably the closest thing to a right answer IMO. Simarly, I take no issue with High Life as long as it also is not light. If both of these are unavailable, or are significantly more expensive, Rolling Rock.

How crotchety mom can I be about all the Draft Kings ads?

Thousands of brave men gave their lives on that beach in France 71 years ago so that 1 Caitlyn Jenner has the freedom to be whatever the fuck she wants to be and 2 you have the freedom to be fucking small minded and petty about it

Nobody gives a fuck.

They all have 16 valves. The 6 cylinder one has 16 valves (and also 8 more valves).

But he gave them to the poor.

OK.