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You're a fucking idiot.

With today's technology, you CAN be a complete moron and be able to post your moronic words for all the world to see. So when I see a totally idiotic comment, it's pretty much expected.

Why would any kid choose to go to an unaccredited school? Oh wait, years of religious brainwashing has ruined their brains. That explains it.

In that clip San Diego State is up 45 and running a full court press against a fake team. What a bunch of assholes.

ESPN CEO: "So, Tim, how do you feel about your contract with us? You know that it means you can't leave for 10 years, right?"

Fuck Dallas.

Sadly, that was the pinnacle of ESPN's journalistic integrity, and it has gone precipitously downhill since.

Please comment 50 more times. One of them might have an actual point in it somewhere

Toradol, Bextra, Kenalog, Dexamethasone, Medrol, Cortisone, Kertax

"Big deal."

This Dude Just Won $100,000 Throwing Like a Football Like a Guy Who Figured Out a Way to Win $100,000

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Hearing about airplane food is always so weird to me, I've NEVER had food on an airplane, but then again, I am young. For me, it's free crackers, peanuts, and soda. I love me that free soda.

You don't have to peel the potatoes. I never do. Mom always said the skin was good for you, and not only was she right, it's pretty damn tasty when it's sufficiently fried.

I still remember that day my father hit me over the head with a shovel while we were clearing the driveway of snow. I knew from then on out that I didn't just have a father; I had a friend. After I woke up a week later in the hospital, that is.

At first I thought this was a joke poking fun at how the only person idiotic enough to defend Incognito was his hillbilly dad, but then you correctly used "obtuse" so that charade was over.
This isn't flimsy at all. In fact if Incognito were to stand trial this would be considered a 'character witness' and such

Olbermann: ... and at number one, Mike Scioscia, who this week pinch hit for the struggling Josh Hamiton with Hank Congar against Robbie Ross in his return to Texas, in a tie game, in the eighth inning, thereby denying the fans the long-awaited moment of drama they've all been wanting to see since Hamilton spurned