At least you got an actual parking brake. My Touareg has a button that says “PARK” linked to a circuit that engages in my garage for no apparent reason. When I put the car in reverse the dash screams “Release parking brake!”, but if I give it a little gas, it releases itself. God forbid I ever get in a situation…

Well, in Philly, if talk radio is to be believed, he’s on the hot seat after those two 10-6 seasons.

I'm a big Chip fan, but you have to admit those 10-6 records don't include a win over a decent team. Doesn't make him a bad coach, but this is Philly.

This. Watching him for seven years at Oregon I drew some conclusions about Chip. 1: High functioning Asperger’s syndrome; 2: brilliant football mind but not a guy most people would want to have a few beers with if the conversation wasn’t focused about football. He hated the convivial glad handing BS that college…

Priamrily?

It’s much more profitable to be a dentist — especially a cosmetic dentist, who can work on a cash-up-front basis, rarely has to deal with insurance, and can charge whatever he wants because there’s no Medicare/Medicaid involvement — than to be a doctor, in most cases.

Dentists who run into trouble usually have…

Cadillac / Lincoln / Buick / pretty much any Big 3 dealership in Arizona during the late 20th century were notorious for creating “Arizona Editions” of their luxo-barges. They were adding vinyl roofs long after Detroit gave up on them and Roadmaster-style fake fender ports. Gold trim on window lines, wheel wells, door…

Ten Cent Beer Night at the Eugene Emeralds (short-season A) at Civic Stadium: 0.625 cents/oz.

Sure, that was 30 years ago, but adjusting for inflation, that’s still only about 1.38 cents per ounce today.

Minor league baseball rules.

The Death Dart? Totally appropriate

My boss, a medical doctor of substantial girth, recently decided his beloved VW Phaeton was destined to become more trouble than it was worth paying for (extended warranty expired in May). After shopping in the 7 and S-class range, he decided a new top-line Avalon was a better value than a CPO of any Deutsches-barge…

Or the PT Cruiser convertible.

Wait. Dude is 50 for 50 on picking women willing to be drugged and fucked?

Nobody’s game is that perfect. Makes you wonder how many turned him *down*, doesn’t it?

So he insisted his entire crew drink it as well? That can't be legal. I would have filed a complaint or something.

I do not understand why this product exists. Are there really enough people who are insistent on drinking “beer” but don’t want to be associated with alcohol to create any kind of market? God knows they aren’t drinking it for the flavor notes.

Speaking as a gray, this comment should not be in the grays.

Not only cutting it down to a half hour — moving it to 5pm Eastern ruined the best part of it for us left coasties. He could include highlights of just about all major sports that day, baseball in particular (which is the main reason I watch his show; he’s better at baseball than anyone else currently employed). Now,…

You know what Stuart? I like you. You’re not like the other people here in the trailer park...

apparently baseball is more like golf than I thought.

And you can’t mention Rainier without dropping this..

Ah, vitamin R, the elixir of my youth.