We’ve been watching Kanye West’s anti-semitism flavored breakdown fueled by his mental instability for so long, that we just kind of forgot about the vastly more common sexual improprieties that usually knock wealthy famous men off their pedestals.

It’s made by extremely horny bees.

My first thought as well.  Like if Darth Vader were a car.

Itz only smellz

There’s no reason to assume that an artificial intelligence wouldn’t be psychopathic. Why would it have anything like empathy? What would govern its decisionmaking beyond sheer logic and self-interest?

Started this, watched the first two episodes and it’s quite slow so far. This has the feel of a movie-length story that’s been stretched out to a one-season series. I’m not sure I’m going to make it to the end, I’m afraid. There’s just so much character interaction that reveals nothing about the overall plot or…

I never enjoyed Shane Gillis’ standup, but he was quite good on SNL, and every time I’ve seen a clip of him on a podcast he’s been pretty funny. So I’m definitely going to watch Tires, especially since I love a workplace comedy that’s set somewhere other than an office of some sort.

Dale gets hospitalized for overexposure to old, highly toxic pesticide (“The government won’t let you make it anymore. That’s how you know it’s good.”) that he found when working in a disused section of the military base where Bill’s an Army barber, comes out with damaged vocal chords and maybe a few new personality…

At least the first ridiculous twist of Ascension answered a big nitpick I had with the show. Though it didn’t answer why none of the characters would have asked that incredibly obvious question.

IIRC, the buffalo wasn’t killed for the movie, it was getting slaughtered anyway and Coppola filmed it.

Which is also sploosh.  Only with semen.

Maybe the mood in the club was supposed to be awkward and uncomfortable, in which case having your 90-ish year old boss lay a smacker on you would absolutely do the trick.  Follow that up with a hug that’s a bit too tight and goes on a bit too long and you’re ready to shoot.

Odd to see you in the greys.

I’m having trouble visualizing how this works. How does a spine compress from a person pressing their entire body against someone else’s back? Compression injuries to vertebrae usually come from impacts like falls or car accidents. If it’s a pinched nerve it makes a bit more sense than a fractured vertebra, but that…

I don’t know what ‘worked’ might entail in that particular case, but Cross basically admitted to it. “Yeah I went up to her and pulled my eyes into slants and went ‘Ah so ching chong wing wah’ but I was doing that to make fun of the kind of person who would do something like that.”  Didn’t seem like it hampered his…

It would be funny, but I’d feel bad for laughing since an injury doesn’t become less injurious just because a child caused it accidentally.

If it makes you feel any better, those motorized nerds are at elevated risk for completely eating shit if their unicycle hits a stick or piece of trash at 20mph.

“Welcome to the unemployment office, anywhere you like!”

Chris Pine works better as the charismatic goofball who isn’t as competent as he seems to think he is, while Pratt works better as the competent goofball who isn’t as charming as he seems to think he is.

Influential nerds, who will use company money to make stuff that they want to see.  Even if the business case for it is shaky at best.