His jersey is openly gay, too? I guess it's out of the closet then.

"It's 98% made of the 98%!"

He feeds the poor ...to the rich!

Nontrivial Pursuit by Parkour Brothers

In my day, it was considered ill-mannered to wear a white woman after Labor Day...

That's that 'cross-training' I've heard so much about?

I posted it a whole 9 minutes after the original post, too!

I must've gotten high and slept in the fryer...

Just needed to chime in and say the mrs. had our son at 41 and died at 67. But she did get to spend a lot of time with her granddaughter.

Tom Carson's ass is well-toned, from all that talking he does out of it.

There was a TV commercial - I think it was advertising Kevlar - where pitcher Bob Gibson tried to break a Kevlar wall by throwing baseballs at it . He failed, and looked pretty disgusted with himself.

Exactly. I feel like the only response is, " What a horrible question. You're kind of a horrible person, Joan."

Well, it is the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

"Give me a penis and Wikipedia and I will move the earth." - Archimedes

"O.k. , now Justin, before we start this week's Bible study, are there any questions?"

I've told this story before, but, once insomniac, jr. and I were stuck in Atlanta for 7 hours, with no meal vouchers 'cause the flight was cancelled for weather. Every television was blaring CNN and repeating how that day, U.S, forces had killed Sadaam Hussein's son and others. 'Keep an eye peeled for those guys," I…

All men have to work in the Cole mine. That's Cole's law!

$4 covers farts and labor , doesn't it?

Also in The Old Country Buffet, all your food is served in 'to go' boxes, 'cause you never know when you'll have to leave...(also ask about 'Pogrom Thursdays'!)

It rests in pieces!