A few weeks ago. I think someone may have done it by accident, because my last comment in the black was on Magary’s story about almost dying, which wasn’t controversial at all and had hundreds of stars. Maybe someone thought they were ungraying me and accidentally put me back into the grays? Or maybe someone just…

Wait, when the fuck did YOU get greyed? WTF is going on around here lately?

1) It’s fucking bullshit that you’re grey now. It’s making me re-think my love for Burneko.

Wow, I thought this was one of those classic Deadspin comments where you write a meandering, turgid paragraph and then land the punchline, but you actually meant everything you wrote. Fuck man, kudos.

Nah.

I think the idea is that athletes have a much shorter window to earn a living in their chosen field, and it expires much earlier in their lives. I think it’s reasonable to make an exception where that’s the case.

What is a quarantine on Reddit? I don’t reddit. I also don’t care enough to google it. I guess I really don’t care if you don’t care enough to answer either.

She’s not his type anyway.

This is a very stupid rule.

“Sir” is actually a tell for him. It's a sure sign he's lying.

Hopefully really well. Like, not-woken-up-by-multiple-gunshots well.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

Lollygaggers!

I’ve heard ex military types mutter a lot of the same things. Hard to adjust after a lifetime of regimented behavior. Hard to break ingrained habits, too.

Would the Mecca of the world...not be Mecca?

There is no punishment this jerk could receive that will be as bad as the guilt he’ll feel later in life when he finally realizes how awful this was.  A close second would be having to let Andy Reid sir on his face until his buttcheeeks form an airtight seal and he has to take in no less than 50 deep breathes through…

From: Gordon McKenzie (g.mac@outlook.ca)