Neither - shoveling Cracker Jack into his soup cooler.

My original post wasn’t clear on when the landing should have taken place, just edited.

The idea is to land near her, carry her to the helo and load her inside, negating the need to hook her up to Mr Toad’s Wild Ride to begin with.

I’m guessing everyone who has ever flown a helicopter - especially in the military doing externals and fast roping is wondering why they didn’t just f’ing land to pick her up.

For those of you, and there probably will be one of you here, that will be sentenced to death eventually...

Someone else said that and it’s on the money.

The daily question - how the fuck is someone that stupid an elected official and not being overwhelmed behind a broom at the El Paso Walmart where he belongs?

I read an article not long ago that said a disturbingly high percentage of bros driving pickups bought them in part because of the “intimidation factor”.

Incheon Hyundai Steel Red Angels, this is the second greatest team name ever.

That was fucking Bill from Sacramento I bet.

A reminder how far we’ve fallen as a nation in a few short years:

Online reviews - when did they become fucking Facebook status updates? I was in the market for a rain jacket on Amazon a while back and one review was 3 paragraphs on this asshole’s fishing trip to the upper Kenai pennisula, he didn’t even mention the jacket until the last sentence.

Remember when you asked me to tell you when you’re being an asshole?

The only redeeming quality of twitter is sitting back and watching dumb asses try to tweet their way out of a self created hole, that’s just quality theater.

10 bucks says ol’ Hank isn’t done digging this hole yet, he’s got some more twitter in him.

Unsolicited offerings to a cartoon character in the sky in an attempt to improve someone’s life by your arbitrary standards?

There are many people reading this blog who recognize people like Duncan for the cowards they are. Monetizing the uniform is easy, living the oath is something Republicans especially have lost.

Nothing you typed made any sense but the USS John S McCain is an Arleigh Burke class Destroyer which is definitely not a battleship.

Of course it is, that’s how we roll.

Actually, he’s just an asshole who can throw a small ball with velocity.