But then he’d have to resign as Lord Mayor of Portsmouth. Decisions.

It was this right honorable lad as the player was climbing out of the unwashed masses.

If you ever meet a serious horse person, ask them what’s the big deal with all that ‘dressy’ stuff and tell them you can’t believe they give Olympic medals for something a 10 year old who’s never seen a horse before could do.

A member of the Deadspin staff who shall go unnamed claims to be an experienced horse jumper with the ability to clear a picnic table like Kirstine

Cosmo said it best:

I use the method I learned in Boston as a kid - turn the wheel and back up until you hear a car alarm, turn the wheel the other way and move forward until you hear a different car alarm, at this point you should be almost in the spot, adjust as necessary.

Eric’s Secret Service code name is Eric.

Don’t forget Jared’s very excellent Iraq adventure.

You’ve got the ball Charlie, and Dad’s head is the tower, so it is unwritten, so it shall be done.

A man who’s ceiling should have been middle of the night low-wattage FM radio talk shows in the midwest playing second fiddle to a man who’s ceiling should have been being overwhelmed behind a broom at the “Y”.

“Christians” like Pence and Falwell make you wish there actually is a hell.

That a Trump has the audacity to question someone else’s military service is breathtaking in it’s cowardice and sadly par for the course (or 3 under for Daddy foot wedge).

Did I say something funny?

If you’re a sports fan and watched Liverpool/Barca yesterday and this game today and still think soccer/football is a shitty game then you might just be an asshole.

Will anything ever surpass a “Trump” or “MAGA” dunce cap’s utility in quickly and surely identifying an imbecile?

Wow, the exchange between Ms Nepotism and Myers was pretty tame but her husband jumping off the top rope to show his entire ass in public was fantastic.

The casual ignorance and stupidity that Twitter and similar mediums encourage with their simplicity will hopefully continue to keep me from joining and exposing myself.

Jerry Fucking Falwell is the personification of what most ails this country - shitty humans that shouldn’t be trusted with your bike for 30 minutes passing themselves off and being accepted as leaders by fucking morons.

There’s an NHL game 7 in OT right now which is the best thing in sports today west of Anfield.