Indiana is my favorite punching bag because any group of people that could give a clueless, gutless, imbecile clown like Mike Pence a voice needs to be called out.

1860s, 1950s, 2013 - throw a dart at a calendar and you won’t miss.

Indiana may have been a union state but they were the state no one else talked to because they were and are racist as fuck, dumber than a bag of hammers and their mother dressed them funny.

As much as I hate to say it because Indiana deserves no good things, the Chiefs just got their worst draw after earning the #1 seed. Over/under should be a cool hundred next week in KC.

Have to hand it to her, she leaves Trump’s constellation of clowns and imbeciles and against all odds finds a politician who’s quite possibly more clueless than ‘Ol Feckless Donnie to work for, that’s just good old fashioned hustle.

If you’ve taken an oath to support and defend the Constitution and continue to support Trump - you’ve failed that oath.

I think you’re right but too little effort is where we always fail right?

Yeah but that defeats the joke and defeated jokes suck.

If you’ve taken an oath to support and defend the Constitution and continue to support Trump - you’ve failed the oath.

Backspins and crosswinds are variables but BB and TB are a constant so check yourself.

This is the most interesting Chargers story.

Don’t be shy bud, it had a ton of Masshole in it.

This is not in the same hemisphere as a boast because I think the guy’s a douche but I know Simmons - I’m good friends with one of the guys he used to reference in his ‘Boston Sports Guy’ days.

“Football Clippers” is money which is reinforced by the ticker at the bottom of the screen saying “DEN vs LAC” and I think ‘why the fuck are the Broncos playing the Clippers’?.

The “crown jewels” of L.A. sports, according to Farmer, are the Dodgers, Lakers, and USC football.

Every night at this so called ‘military’ academy he cried himself to sleep while pissing down his leg (which apparently gave him bone spurs), he was the dumbest kid in the class but the others tolerated him because his father could get Knicks tickets.

We’ve had cowards in the office and our fair share of imbeciles in the office but history will prove that with this guy we got the bonus package - a spineless, feckless, buck stops elsewhere coward combined with the most toxic of morons - one who thinks he’s a genius.

Watch the whole useless thing below if you feel like it.

Oh I meant it in a good way, not a chemtrail way!

That take left a fucking contrail.