Wait. You remained a libertarian while you used government protections from creditors to assist you in becoming solvent again? Maybe we should call you BigPretzelLogic?

Try 6th. I think you are forgetting Rocky V http://www.imdb.com/title/tt010050… Starring that lunatic Tommy “I willed HIV outta me.” Morrison. Culminating in a street fight in front of a city bus.

We let morons be morons. Darwin is strong here.

I ran a bar in the late ‘90s on the upper east side. We sold no Bud or Coors products and only Miller Lite as a domestic lite. Michelob finally cracked the lineup due to a distributor willing to back a big Halloween party and me and my friends memories of being able to drink another Michelob no matter how bombed you…

Thank you for this. I was lucky enough to meet Barry during the Air America days. I was in a bit of a nose dive after a divorce and without really trying he helped pull me out of it. As a comedian and a human it is difficult to describe his massive presence and his shocking level of sincerity about all things,…

This is one of the most concise examples of being a shithead I have ever seen. Bravo, sir. Predictable indeed.

Alton Brown, smoked salmon in a cardboard box. I've done it. It's amazing.

I've always understood Rorschach and Nite Owl were the 2 sides of Batman. One the rich scientist geek with gadgets and $$$. And the other vengeful sociopath.

Back in the 90s when people on national broadcasts were just beginning to tire of Walton's shtick at the time (actively shlurping Shaq despite everyone else watching Hakeem dominate him in the finals) he also had a regular gig as color on the local Clippers broadcast. These were the classic Clippers. No lob city. Just…

I disagree. He commonly gives what can only be described as troll hunting tips on his feed. He jumped into the fracas poorly informed this time, but usually he just points out the stoopid.

So the Jets draw a line in the sand: "We are not going to give him a monster contract." They then precede to let him use 3 prime years of his career for other teams, after which they sign him to a monster contract.

"great majority of women are callous, self-centered, shallow clones of each other"

This recalls the story of the Cleveland dog pound. They would come in en masse carrying a dog house. Eventually one of the security guards noticed it took 2 guys to carry it in and only 1 to carry it out. Difference being the keg worth of beer they emptied out of it during the game.

This is a fair response. Assuming of course that you haven't received a lifetime of shitty blow jobs.

Based on what observations there sparky?

Nope just generalizing the specific people in that thread. Don't generalize my generalizations!

Jesus Christ, you idiots. Just a mention, with no proof. Just a possibility that a woman is involved and you guys start checking off the boxes. IMAGINE IF A MAN DID THIS! THERE WOULD BE UNFAIREDNESS EVERYWURRR, DURR!!!1 , THE JEZZIES ! I DON'T WANT TO RISK PISSING THEM OFF BUT HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOO!, WOMEN SUCK BECAUSE…

More importantly, thank you for reminding me the Knicks drafted this poster stock:

So, alcohol gets males horny? Nobels for everyone!!!!

Why don't the dwarves say: "How bout we take half your head now and debate what consists of the other half later." Then run an axe through his mouth to the back of his skull? Dwarves get what they want, Loki can keep his neck and a bit more.