On behalf of Burke Breathead, I demand she cease and desist immediately!

Dear cobra, brah,

Laziest troll...evar!

Rocking thigh high boots after the age of 50 is one of the most desired talents of all time. You keep Hannah's name outta your mouth and off your keyboard. I'll divorce that girl someday.

Yes, he is a victim of jackassery, crass behavior and a standard of living so low that people need to attach their self worth to a football team and the aggressive attitude they take towards people with different opinions than them.

So...she was asking for it because of what she wore? Thank you 1930. No, I am not on loan from Jezebel. This is just an ignorant comment. Perhaps you would like to provide us with a list of clothes she is allowed to wear and a list of clothes we are allowed to attack her if she wears them. Also please show us on the…

Hell yes. I have the 3.8 6 track speck and it is OUTSTANDING! Mustang and Camaro broskis can beat me of the line by a bit, but if there is a turn anywhere my Brembos and Torsen limited slipdiff leaves them in the hedges. I'd stop and help but the amazing stereo is too loud.

Some parking price structures are in place to discourage blue collar folks from coming around the boutiques. That is why I Segway everywhere.

No it would not be better, because it would only be a matter of time before prime commerce parking spaces would be hogged up by:

Nope, that's it. Some people loved it. Many thought it was moronic. The best group were those who felt that because he wore a Dolphin shirt in his teens that he was not of pure enough breeding to hold this role (seriously they had him and some dope from his neighborhood yelling at each other on WFAN a while back)…

I thought the exact same thing. Stop. Gopher time.

"I may have had the quickest release in the NFL, but in the bedroom...not a problem." #MarinoPickUpLines

"Nigger, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? " -Stringer Bell

"Nigger, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? " -Stringer Bell

You really need me to source that statement. I didn't think anyone bothered arguing it anymore. I tried to find posts with small words for you:

The fact that blacks in this country have been doing longer sentences in jail than whites for the same crimes not withstanding. Look I can list 4 things! Derp Racist Ignorance Derp Derp! Shuffle on home son, the adults are talking.

Did he talk to all of them? Or just give a parade wave? Either way I bet the phrase "who was that?" was uttered many times. WTF is Goodell gonna do for those families except use them as a photo-op?

Perhaps his ability to not cheat on his wives is stored in that bag. Losing luggage>publicly humiliating your family. I am a devote of Top Gear, but Clarkson is truly a twat.

I've seen Will Leitch associated with TSN recently as well. When I asked Drew Magary on twitter what Will's opinion on his co-worker Whitley. I received this lovely tidbit in reply: https://twitter.com/williamfleitch/statuses/274714237295808512

How about Bobby Bonilla's contract. Aren't they still paying him 3 million a year until the rapture?