If your wife met Ray Guy, your wife would bang Ray Guy, and you would thank him for it. Because Ray Guy makes Chuck Norris look like Perez Hilton.

Hmm...@aol.com account, confused about what to do about twitter and injecting race everywhere possible. HOLY SHIT! JASON WHITLOCK IS MY GRANDMOTHER! (follow @tweetsmarter Jason: you are welcome.)

This test is unfair BS. I doubt if the entire USC team could answer the math question if given 3 hours and an abacus. Half of them couldn't count to 21 unless they were naked.

Clam Digger is also the term for the flip side of a "Fag Hag". As in a straight dude who hangs out with gay women. I spent some time as one. It.Was.A.Blast. But eventually I had to return to my hunting ground.

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and cover receivers with raging, mega-huge boners.

Is this real life?