New glasses.

"Oh, where'd your lesbian friend go? I want to watch her eat chicken."

But he created Kings,—you know, that rather excellent 2009 NBC modern day David and King Saul kind of retelling that I imagine most people either don't remember or have never heard of—so surely that counts for something.

"Feminine hygiene products are the shiiit!"

They're not treating Watership or Staten Island Ferry Down as canon.

Agreed, but Fives did participate in that semper fidelis chant that helped the librarian shed his human form.

"Random Access Mayhem!"

Who won?

I agree. And if they're really going ahead with this Justice League film, Batman better give Superman shit for killing Zod, and anyone else he may kill in the future (but I don't think he'll allow himself to go that far again). That's a scene I need to see.

Well, Rudd did get to crush some lady's head by stepping on it.
It was a solid use of practical effects.

"I hear everything."

I heard that as Channing Taintyum.

Oh, I agree. Had his throat been pecked out a moment later he would have died a happy man.

You know, a kid walking in on his dad masturbating with porn on the TV, computer, or even a magazine lying a safe distance away on the bed is one thing, but walking in on his father finaggling himself while seemingly staring dead-eyed into space could adversely affect his development…

During the bird attack that new teacher was holding onto ("clutching" may be a better word) a student on the floor next to her desk. It was obviously in an attempt to save him from harm, but if I were that teacher—taking into consideration the amount of teenagers' shirts removed at and around Beacon Hills High per…

Eh, still went better than my wedding to my first wife.

It's late.

Throw in a dancing Michael J. Anderson, a log, and baby, you got a Twin Peaks episode going.

The Spock says: KHAAAAN!

I doubt anyone in the underworld has HBO.