Exactly, has no idea how to cook chicken, can't work a blender. Neither of which have anything to do with Goopy.

Actually, I'm generally adequate in the kitchen! That first day (with the soup and the fish) was a hilarious shit-show, mostly due to me being distracted by hunger + trying to blog while chopping + whatever clumsiness was in the stars. The rest of my fuck-ups were mostly about me buying the wrong ingredients at the…

SO in closing, you're just not great around the kitchen.

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."

Trust me. They have been demonstrating this to his little ass at home.

You obviously don't have kids. As a parent, you have no say in what the child wears.

I...I... I mean. What's up with sending your kid out with two different shades of green on?

Whoa when did idiots start making stupid YouTube comments?