Tom Cruise playing tom Cruise in every movie is the best acting evarr!!

“Neither person had visible injuries,”...

Please, please, please let there be a written statement from Mayweather! Something in Crayola’s Easter palette, preferably.

$700. Not cheap, certainly you can lose weight for a lot cheaper (and gain tons of ancillary benefits along the way).

That’s not actually how that works.

Poor people aren’t obese now? Ok.

It might not’ve been unfair to Cowherd, cause he’s a dope and his message was still offensive and stupid.

She then abruptly terminated the interview, saying she didn’t want it to dragon.

Was there some previous story that this sheds light on? Why does this matter?

When asked what being married to Kelly was like, she held up a placard with pictures of an eyeball, a hamburger, and Sam the Bald Eagle from the Muppet Show. She refused to elaborate.

Side note: Matt’s comment above is completely negated and voided by its usage of the word “vape”.