See the court case Finders v Keepers.

“...resulting in customers (including the mayor of Denver) taking the keys to whatever rental cars they wanted.”

In a classic hit ’em where they’re not move, I suggest a simple, friendly, utilitarian sedan that can be easily used, easily serviced and easily disposed of when the time comes to set it free. The kind of car that just isn’t around anymore. Like ...

Finally, a Jalopnik suggestion in true Jalopnik tradition! Good on ya, Tom!

Gotta be a first time for everything right?

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apparently the army is having trouble meeting recruiting goals.

How could I check on nationwide inventories on Chrysler 300s? Are there lots of 300s sitting at dealers too? Or is it only the Dodges turning into lot lizards?

As someone who’s had vinyl letters on the car before, this happens to normal cars too...

He was banned from recommending Jeeps after a while. So, he would recommend whatever insanity Torch would recommend and Torch would recommend the Jeep.

Anytime we’re asked NP/ND on a car more than 25 years old, it must meet a specific requirements. It either must have great utility for the buck (a good truck in great condition, nice Saturday top-down cruiser, etc.) or ostensibly peaks on the “rule of cool” gage. For under $7,000, this is peak rule of cool. Nice Price.

Deposits on good that don’t exist should not be legal. If there is a real good to be delivered, then sure. But, if it is a “coming soon” product, they should have to just a regular waiting list OR if they need the money to develop the product, term it as a loan or something.

Remember that first announcement about the Lightning, the price after the electric credit was going to start around $27,500? Pepperidge Farm remembers and laughs at Ford trying to flog $77K Lightnings. If they want to sell them they would need to bring out a fleet version, or, they could have Xiomai build them for…

Jalopnik editors have lost something over the years. I could see the old recommendations to be stuff like this

Lexus GX460.

1st: We keep raising the price, but fewer people want to buy it. Why?

Yeah not a fan of being squished in a small uncomfy seat breathing in other peoples emissions, I am usually the one they page to get on the flight as I lay down getting the last of my comfy in before the flight. 

OKay, let’s get stupid.

Why would you NOT write a ticket in that situation? Running into the back of another car is the definition of careless driving. What if she had run over a worker at the car wash instead of just running into another car?

But all you’d get out of a Corvette C8 wagon would be a taller engine cover.