I mean, it’s the same car. And the front end of the new Envision is arguably more handsome 

The dashboard must be massive. If you look at where the seats are positioned in relation to the bottom of the windshield, there’s so much space there. I’m guessing that passenger seating needs to be that far back for crash safety though because there isn’t much more than 1.5-2 feet of front end

wait until you find out that Ford and GM currently share the 10 speed trans

then go? what’s stopping you?

My favorite car memory with my dad is when he sold his 2007 Dodge Caliber. What an unbelievable sh*tbox

Bring it up to GM and that’s when they’ll tell you “for a few grand more, you can get yourself into the Buick Envision and not have that problem.”

Just another example of male privilege 

As with almost every one of these segments, the Regal TourX is the option you want. It nearly fits every reader’s requirements, plus... wagon

They should set a weight limit (per seat) in the US, except with passengers

CT4-V Blackwing starts at $60k and the Camaro ZL1 about $70K. They’re out there

Is it enough to get a large amount of buyers to pick a Buick over another brand? Not likely, but probably a few. But is it enough to get Envision buyers, or people considering the Envision, to spend another few thousand dollars over what they were planning, and also buy into a reoccurring subscription? Likely

I’m guessing a majority of those vehicles don’t go through more than 2 tanks a decade anyways

Those vehicles are also almost exclusively driven by people that say things like “LOOK WHAT BIDEN IS DOING TO GAS PRICES”

we should make trafficking heroin a felony while we’re at it

Was anybody currently at Jalopnik even around then?

I’m sticking with the Mark Reuss Corvette pace car crash during the Detroit Grand Prix

how about 20 more slides of “artistic” close-ups of the corners of the bumper?

These slideshows are miserable

what a joke. Not only is a slideshow to drive clicks, but its 14 slides with only 6 cars. The entire staff should feel bad. 

yeah I get that. It was a joke about this particular fine being almost 50% of his total in the last 10 years