Am I the only one that forgets Maserati exists?

They have windows!!!

“Just as we discover the Rainforest Cafe...”

Are you the only fucking writer on this site now? 

Don’t forget the angry eyes grilles

I once dropped a single use, disposable water bottle off the side of a mountain from at least a couple hundred feet up. The trail wrapped around underneath, so once I got to the bottom and found said bottle, it still worked.

He’s a bad journalist and really needs to go fuck off to Buzzfeed.

Dude, just say ONE fucking good thing about GM. It absolutely blows my mind how you can write about a huge automotive company, that isn’t Tesla or vaporwear, making an honest effort into the EV scene, and then say “I hope Cadillac’s ambitions for its electric program are modest.” Just say “It’s going to start under…

Eh, my suburban might take 5 minutes, but I get your point. I also have owned numerous boats and know how much fuel they burn and what a pain in the ass it is. Cigarette boats have tanks between 250-350 gallons usually, so yeah, it’s gonna take a while. I’ve also never seen someone fill a cigarette boat at a gas…

“They’re here for at least a quarter of an hour...”

The issue is that people with boats like that ALSO have cocaine habits.

What you’re looking for is a normal pickup truck

Love the car, but besides the dash, I fucking hate the interior. The seats, center console, and steering wheel make me want to eat a bullet

pretty common for the Tahoe/Yukon. Not nearly as much storage space behind the third row as there is in the Suburban/YukonXL, and most people/families probably don’t actually need the back row. I took my 3rd row out of my Suburban and converted it to a camper because I would never need seating for 9 people lol

probably 2WD. That’s how it always goes for me. I get excited and then see that it’s not 4WD

Isn’t that what Chrysler is? or what it was supposed to be?

They should cruise out to Sturgis and all get the Rona together. I could use some cheap classic cars to go along with cheap Harleys

You’ll get a better deal if you finance a vehicle as opposed to outright cash. The bank doesn’t get any interest, and the dealer doesn’t get any sort of kickbacks.

Yeah it’s unreal. People expect so much from vehicles today and don’t want to pay for it. Cadillac used to be “the standard of the world” but options that you could only get on Cadillacs, like sunroofs and other shit, are expected to be standard on entry level vehicles now. When every option starts becoming a…

I don’t think the dealership network would allow it. If they do a spinoff, it kind of leaves the brands in the dust with no future/alternative fuel vehicles that more and more people are going to be shopping.