And it’s their use of socialism in this context that makes people like socialism (and make etymologist and sociologist keyboard warriors lose their shit).

This great response

Remember, conservatives respect the military and progressives don’t. Please pay no attention to the virtue signaling while giving no fucks about actual veterans and servicemembers.

THANK YOU, this is WAY too low down in the comments and should be at the top!

This has become too easy of an out for Warriors fans. If they win without KD and Klay, the level of boastful pride is going to burn this country to the ground.  If they lose, they have an automatic out and will apply an asterisk to this championship.  We all lose. 

By the way, thank you for your service on the beaches of Normandy, 75 percent of a century ago today.

I hear you’re a racist now, Father…

The Trumps hate England and the EU so much I’m surprised they aren’t funneling money to the Irish Republican Army.

I think what’s especially galling about all this is that these people are, ostensibly, rich. Why do they need the government to pay for their trip? What purpose does his entire adult family traveling with him serve?

I’d imagine any person faced with black lung, potential cave-ins, explosions, and the host of other dangers faced down in those mines would happily move to another mode of employment if it could also provide for their needs.

...no one shovels shit because they enjoy it, after all.  But ya gotta eat.

It is generally a mistake to think that coal miners actually love coal mines.

Ah yes. Going to Ireland after meeting the Queen of England and the Royal Family and getting wasted at a pub near a hotel and golf course that has your name on it while it’s all paid for on the taxpayer’s dime.

And as a result they are beholden to him like the old factory towns of the past. It's Faustian.

I will laugh and cheer the day Trump finally rides in a funeral home limousine 

Well, only if you believe there’s justice in the world.

Henry’s reason was that Cromwell set him up with Anne of Cleves, a total 4.

But Jekyll’s not “the good guy”. Jekyll is the guy who wanted to get credit for being the good guy, while still getting away with all the evil stuff he secretly wanted to do, so he created the potion so he could just turn into Hyde whenever he wanted to and be an utter shit. As a description of a politician who wants…

the correct joke is “if you want to run, you can’t Hyde”

It’s been a good week of self-owns. Here in this piece comparing Trump to Henry VIII, Steve Bannon compares himself to a guy who gets his head chopped off.

she's clearly a moron. being rich has never made anyone smart.

Oh my fucking god, the responses to that CSPAN tweet are horrid. Just putrid shit. I am so thankful I am not on Twitter.