He says he’s going to post fashion for men, but I only see a giant pissbaby in his modeling photos.

Holy shit, a plaid shirt and jeans? I’ve been an unwitting fashion plate all this time?

I was working for a public university in Oregon at that time. There’s only seven public universities in Oregon and everyone attends the same conferences and works together on a lot of stuff. I know pretty much everyone involved in that and we never let them hear the end of it...

Not one but TWO “No collusion - No Obstruction” tweets today! Why, it’s almost as if someone just can’t shut the fuck up and not look and sound so guilty all the time.

Most Americans are moronic assholes who vote for the candidate who best represents them. Since there was an actual moronic asshole running this time, that’s what we have. Mencken was prescient:

I wouldn’t necessarily say country so much as who will make my life better is what seems to motivate people most at the end of the day. That can fit in with the country as a whole but it’s no secret promises about lower tax and more services tends to get you more votes than nebulous ideals like talking about “liberal…

I would have went with that one guy at the frat party that’s always at the keg and his father owns a several auto dealerships and he just barely graduated from college

You’d have thought someone would’ve put together a handy pocket book for people of phrases with AS or Islamaphobic language now for candidates to consult because this stuff seems to be getting worryingly common...

Still only the second-worst gaffe I’ve seen at a press conference: I work in higher ed communications and public relations and once had the president of a university I was working for say something truly fucking stupid and baffling and out of place at a press conference, then say “Umm...that was off the record, by the…

Can I just say, I’m enjoying the very quick turnaround from “appearing on Fox News makes you supportive and complicit in their racism and White Nationalism” to “we have to go on Fox News as we need to reach across the aisle to those who voted Trump for valid economic reasons” that’s happened now in the views of many…

My parents were married until my father died, so I know little about divorced fathers, but Fat Donny Two Scoops reminds me of the kids running for class president on a platform of “No homework” and promising anyone who asked that he would support their club/student organization. Now he’s class president*, the teachers…

“This is a bombshell!” Wohl gushed inappropriately after the phone tidbit. “This is the first I’ve heard of this!”

Right? Like you can’t even turn a deep-state assassin’s attempt to silence you for your whistleblowing on what actually happened to Seth Rich into at least a Drudge Report weekly column? *sad*

I just left a hipster coffee shop.  It was PACKED with former Dallas Cowboys practice squad rejects talking about how shoe companies funnel money to players for NCAA recruiting efforts.

Getting shot by the ex-Marine you hired to investigate a murder you claim the government ordered is a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream. The fact that Burkman hasn’t been able to make hay out of that incident (which I had never heard of before despite being entirely too online and knowing who Burkman is) is a greater…

How weird. I’ve thought for a while that Donald Trump as President totally reminds me of my divorced dad. It’s weird because my dad is nothing like Trump - he’s supremely intelligent, classy, loves art, he has his blind spots and can sometimes be a royal pain in the butt, but he’s overall a good father and has…

very accurate to my childhood and also a soundbite my dad is sure to complain about

Like everything else on Splinter, this is less about the merits of making your pitch to Fox News viewers than it is about “everyone copying off Bernie.” This shit is getting stale.

Maybe some undecided people who very passively have on Fox News, but no one who’s a “MAGA nut” is changing anytime soon. That's a lost cause.

She’s not wrong.  Not having to do homework, eating a bunch of candy for dinner and getting to party sounds like fun for a teenager, but just like having a President who doesn’t read daily briefings, eats like shit and is a racist, lying, lazy, shit bag, it catches up to you.