Also, semi related: when I was moving out of my (now ex-) husband’s house, he had piled all of my belongings in the living room like the real class-act that he is, refused to help me load the car, etc. and when the final load was packed and I turned around to say goodbye... he gave me Super Puppy Eyes and asked me…

I hate being pissed the fuck off and then someone being like “Can we talk? ...” Want to talk? Fucking talk then. I don’t have anything to say at the moment. Stop waiting for me to have something to say. Say something else or fuck the fuck off. (Preferably the latter, but you aren’t going to get anywhere with “Can we…

Chris Harrison is the devil and I won’t hear any other opinions on the matter.

It was excruciating to watch. But I think Arie stayed because even after all this, he still expected Becca to somehow tell him its ok and make him feel better about it. No dude, you broke her heart, went back on your promise to marry her, and you straight up admitted to being dishonest with her. And you agreed to do…

Becca: I want you to leave

Chris Harrison is a real life Caesar Flickerman

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

Oh my god. Reading your comment for some reason finally made me remember the word I was trying to link of. Sergeant. When I am talking I pronounce it correctly (sargent) but when I am reading it out loud I say “sergent”. Also it took me awhile to realize that lieutenant is the same thing as the British word pronounced…

The only thing that surprised me while reading this is the fact Lena Dunham is involved in another series when Girls was terrible enough.

LOL My wife is an educator, and an extremely patient woman when it comes to odd learning disabilities (she teaches low-function special ed kids). But she’s also the oldest child of the youngest child of a man who was and octogenarian when she was born. Ergo, she lets my weirder words slide, but also refuses to move…

Sounds like your husband suffers from the H-factor problem most Nigerians do (especially if he is ethnically Yoruba). We add H to vowels when they are not there and remove it when it is there. I have to take a second to think about Hour vs Our when I am speaking or house, home...

I’m reminded of the admittedly overused but still valuable idea that one should “Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.”

Haha, there are two massive bridges connecting the city I live in from the one I work in, and the newer one is called the “Richard I. Bong Memorial Bridge” (which is obviously funny enough in and of itself), after a local guy who became a legendary fighter pilot in WW2. Anyway, Google interprets the “I.” (short for…

I’m crying - this is me. Hors d’oeuvres is the word that outs me as a god damn peasant, every single time. THE ‘H’ IS SILENT YA’LL! ;(

Apparently this is a thing for people who read much more than they speak. I’m terrible about mispronouncing words that I know very well, but only rarely use in colloquial speaking. When it comes up, I typically get called to the mat for it by my co-workers, which, of course, makes me want to talk even less. 

Dictionary apps that feature audio pronunciation. Life changing.

I think he is hyper combative.

He didn’t do anything to stop the bad guys!

“Why did he investigate, there weren’t any bad guys? Also LOL he didn’t even stop the bad guys!”

I swear, reading his tweets is going to give me a stroke one day.