That doesn’t mean criminals follow them.

Because we do have gun control laws. But the key is that laws stop the lawful, so that only helps so much.

The NRA is correct when they state that criminals will always be allowed to get their hands on guns. Especially with a credit card and a visit to their local Cabela’s or Bass Pro Shop.

I’ve read different news outlets report that this is the 15th through 19th school shooting. In other words, we have already lost count and it’s February.

Cue all the “prayers and thoughts” social media posts.

Thoughts and prayers were reported near the scene at 3:20 PM today.

FUCK THE NRA...

Just remember we can’t talk about gun control after school shootings. It hurts the NRA’s feelings.

I am a poor skier and I once wandered into the moguls area (run?) when I was 16 or 17, probably in the peak physical condition of my life. I have probably never felt more helpless. The worst part were the 6th graders that stopped and helped me navigate my way out, repeatedly retrieving skis, helping me up, offering…

Every time I think of how nuts luge is, I remember some guy decided it was for pussies and went head-first instead. I have to think they call it “skeleton” for a reason.

I was thinking about this last night. Most summer Olympic sports are safe and do-able for the average person. We all have experienced running, maybe archery, swimming, even volleyball. Not likely to die doing that (I’d imagine the most dangerous summer sport is biking, no?).

That’s why you gotta go cross-sport and find some new people! If you’re a speed skater, seek out the skiers. If you’re a luger, seek out the figure skaters. If you’re If you’re a curler, go home alone.

Every state turns into rural Mississippi once you get twenty minutes outside of the nearest city. I’ve seen people flying the confederate treason flag from their rusty trailers in upstate New York.

Have you been living in a hole? We all know the big diet trends: Atkins, Paleo, Beef ‘N Beanz . . .

These shitting in the wrong place stories...man, I’ve been getting stupid drunk my entire life and I have never shit on a nightstand. Am I doing something wrong?

I’mma gonna start at the Tongan dude and work my way back towards home.

From the Wednesday morning before the Jets game to kickoff that Sunday afternoon he ate beef and pinto beans and nothing else, not even for breakfast. He drinks only grape juice, water and occasionally tea as a treat.

On the Olympic boning question, I assume that going international is not as difficult a challenge as you’ve made it out to be. All of the athletes in the same sport are already familiar with one another from years of competing on the various World Cup circuits, so going international would probably just be sleeping…

I’ve noticed more and more people using “shit” as an adjective instead of a noun, i.e., “this is shit pizza.” This is fucking stupid and wrong. How do I know that this person isn’t actually eating shit pizza? The phrase should be, “this is shitty pizza.” Why are people doing this? People need to stop doing this.