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“This shit has been horrible to be a rational, thinking, progressive person living through.”

Well, at least they aren’t going anywhere that is not already ruined then.

Values, drive... hook ups from friends and family for openings; ability to learn and retain; time and money to pay to learn job-getting things and have the materials needed to help retain the knowledge learned while also paying for the proof that you learned something; the ability to have free time that could be used

I’m glad to have it, but it scares the cats, one of them so badly that he vomits. Music critics!

“Trump actually took time out of the State of the Union to address the NFL anthem protests!” 

Absolutely cheesed that you went and bought yourself a trumpet.

My boss just asked me what was so funny. Not an easy one to answer.

but the reality is that most of the people who commit terrorism in the U.S. enter the country through an entirely different entryway:

“They are just too much of a bunch of pussies there though, they know they’d never make it as a real country.”

Lol That’s not an unpopular opinion, at all.

There’s a whole Appalachia Secessionist movement, too, and I’m like, uh, yeah? Please? You want to take the poorest, most ignorant, most stubbornly opposed to progress, greatest welfare drain on this country away? Let me know if you need help packing, aight?

I suddenly feel the need to apply to be a wall contractor, whom do I have to bribe lobby to get access to construction funds and materials?

I’m hoping the buffoons Trump inevitably chooses to build his wall accidentally build it along Texas’ northern border. The rest of us can then just say “oops” and carry on with our lives.

who is even buying yeezy besides young white kids? yall aren’t gonna fool me with the shenanigans.

“self-loathing”

“They are just too much of a bunch of pussies there though, they know they’d never make it as a real country.”

Every time I go on a flight I secretly hope i’m Needed to help restrain a passenger.

“...if they aren’t committing meth-fueled armed robberies with a pet crocodile in their pants...”

Wait, is it 2 months or 2 years in Club Fed?