Today’s Code 45* isn’t exactly breaking news. It’s really just a confirmation that El Pez Globo Naranja isn’t at the World Economic Forum because he cares about - or even has any fucking clue about - the “world.” Nor is he there because he has even a vague interest in, let alone any intellectual understanding of,…

That’s why the appointment and confirmation of these racist judges matters ... *calls into the void some more*

Am I the only one who finds the idea of going to an international meeting of world leaders to explain “America First” to them amusing?

Also:

obvious, but necessary:

the latter of which was met with boos and hisses from the crowd. Buddy, read a fucking room.

This seems eminently plausible.

Here are some tweets that haven’t aged well.

I hate, HATE, that because a bunch of rich people clapped politely or benefited from his tax breaks, his mood will be boosted for the State of the Union. He thinks he’s great. All of these rich people think they’re awesome

Trump himself spreads those rumors. He wants the world to believe he’s a virile and randy sex machine to disguise his incestuous yearnings and lust for teen girls. There’s not a woman on earth who’d voluntarily go anywhere near that shapeless wad of jiggling greasy flab and we all know it. He starts and spreads those…

Anybody who says Trump is a self-made man should be banned from the rest of that conversation. They should get whacked on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Talk about being born on third and thinking you hit a triple! He’s the poster child for the lucky sperm club.

I just had this conversation with friends. When we stop giving away the farm and then wondering how we lost said farm we will be much better off.

Another piece of bullshittery that needs to be ended immediately is the concept of the “self-made man.” If you didn’t literally build your house by hand, or create a new raw material/element will the sheer force of your will and elbow grease, you got help from someone to get you one your way. Someone thought it fit to…

“They won’t tell the victims they can succeed through hard work and making good decisions”

Indignance is apparently a substitute for syntax.

How this nigga want to call himself Uncle Hotep but couldn’t even be bothered to spring for an Ankh necklace or some kente cloth? How is anyone supposed to take him seriously?

He probably spent dozens of dollars on those face tattoos - went through photos to pick out details, spoke with the artist, sat there for hours while they did it. He did it all on purpose, and spent real American dollars to make it happen. It boggles the mind.

I really can’t understand Post Malone looking in the mirror and saying, “yes, this is the look I’m trying to cultivate.”

*sees that JC-Sean made it in time*

Post Malone is what happens when Black people continually gas up a White person for correctly performing a popular Black dance move or singing on pitch to a Black classic or knowing a Good Times reference or some shit. Stop humoring this shit and it’ll go away for good.