Among the other notable discrepancies, the report states that Trumplethinskin is 6'3".

Obama is 6'1".

Yep. I was watching the doctor live and was trying to figure out if he was full of shit or not. As soon as he said the president was 239 lbs, I realized that he was lying, lying, lying. There’s no way that Trump is 239 lbs (which “conveniently,” puts Trump’s BMI in the overweight range, instead of obese, which he…

This is from the Michael Schmidt interview in the NY Times:

The doctor was paid off or they blackmailed him somehow. The descriptions he used for Trump’s health were just so out-of-this-world, it could only come from a script written by Trump or one of his cronies.

Trump approval ratings with Black Americans has doubled.

6'3" 239 are almost exactly my height & weight. I won’t claim to be Mr. America, but on my worst day I’m not within 40 pounds of this guy.

Today’s Code 45* finds that the very idea that the US will somehow become “great again”, or even a slightly better place, under 45*’s bizarre reign is the ultimate in construction of false reality. For someone so obsessed with “fake news” and making accusations of contrived negative coverage of his fuckery, one can…

If he’s 6'3" and 239 lbs., I’m Gary fucking Cooper.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

It’ s not just the videos. Load the site without an adblocker and it’s fucking horrendous. The normal empty whiteness is encased in shit. My blocker is currently showing 31 blocked ads.

Regarding the wedding toast, I certainly hope that the “performance of HAMILTON” was just a way of saying the MoH made up and performed an original song and she didn’t actually perform the wedding toast from “Satisfied”. Because that song is totally about how the singer wants to bang the groom, but “let” the bride…

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

ARBY’S! My favorite place to eat in all of the world. I absolutely love Arby’s.

As as anyone but Pats fan I support whoever can beat them. Not the Patriots again. God no, not that crew and their insufferable fans. I will not be able to stand their humble brags for the rest of their lives about how the Pats defied and defeated a global conspiracy by Goodell, the NFL and the fourth horseman of the…

God if he had hopped out that would have been the most Vikings thing ever.

I’ve seen people trying to trash the poor kid and I really hope he doesn’t let it get him down. Most times the safety goes for that play he’s going to make contact and either knock the WR down in-bounds with the ball (which would have ended the game) or break up the catch (which would have ended the game.)

He made an…

Can you imagine if he HAD instinctively hopped out, not realizing there was no one in front of him? What an incredible goddamn play. Hope they win it all

You say you don’t care if they get blown out, but as a Panthers fan, let me tell you it sucks. I mean, it still feels good to be able to say we have two Super Bowl appearances, but the fact that one of them kicked off the Patriots’ dynasty and the other was a humiliating loss that made people unfairly pile on our…

“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

I guess Marcus Williams isn’t paying for a beer when he’s in Minneapolis anytime in the next, ooh, thousand years.