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HAHAHA best gif ever!!

Cut school bus brakes. Joined Army to stay out of trouble.

When your first instinct is to arm yourself against your own son, there’s some serious fucking issues that need to be addressed. He may very well suffer from some sort of PTSD, or just “affluenza,” but holy hell, that dude needs help.

I said Case Closed. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.

He has no idea who he did or didn’t read. Someone GOP flunky put that list together, making sure to leave out the Democrats and the moderate Republican, and they handed it to him before he went on stage and said “Here, read these names off”

Wait, there’s another liberal Oklahoman?

I also like that he began with an anecdote about a weed-related DUI. My friends this is not a guy who has never driven home after a couple too many martinis:

The NYT video is heart-wrenching. The mentally ill are often the invisible victims of any tragedy, and I’m grateful someone is shining a light on this issue. A suicide prevention hotline staffed with 12 people for an entire island, and the staff were also impacted by Maria. These are brave, good people. They also make

You forgot Rohrabacher.

“Google’s management goes to extreme — and illegal — lengths to encourage hiring managers to take protected categories such as race and/or gender into consideration as determinative hiring factors, to the detriment of Caucasian and male employees and potential employees at Google,” reads the 161-page complaint.

I have to say it:

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is likely to try and interview Trump, a nightmare scenario for the president’s legal team considering his tendency to lie and forget basic English language vocabulary.

I saw and ad before a Youtube video for Prager University that he was in. I skipped that ad really fast.

Fun Fact: Marijuana used to be formally spelled “Marihuana”, but the government decided to change the spelling in order to associate the drug with Mexican migrants.

He used the word “genetics” in his answer, which is a science word. So I am sure that he has lots of statistics, biochemical analyses, and genetic studies of all kinds to demonstrate levels of addiction based on racial background, correcting for other socioeconomic factors and confounding interferences.

“I’m about as far from being a racist as I can get,”

He said “I hate to say it” - that makes him not racist. If he was racist, he would enjoy saying it. CASE CLOSED.

GT: Okay, we’re done. Thank you.

Fits the pattern. The administration jobs tend to go to the people who are most devoted to destroying the agencies to which they’re appointed.