Right now Colorado is one of the few legalized states.

But they lose pot tourism.

or in Sessions’ case...

>>> teach women math (why?)?

California will tell Sessions to fuck off as usual

Wrong. Jeff Sessions would never say “black people.”

This being really hot take notwithstanding, since we don’t allow people under 18 to vote because they’re idiots, can we also not allow people over the age of 65 (70?) to make regressive decisions that have impacts that are felt longer than their expected lifespan?

Given the timing, this can’t help but feel like a veiled “Fuck you” from Sessions/Trump towards California.

Fortunately for Sessions he has his own cookie factory, so the munchies wouldn’t ever be a problem for him if he started getting stoned all the time.

Yes, they’re terrified, and collusion aside, I actually agree with Bannon that the meat of it comes down to money laundering and other financial crimes. This pleases me, for two reasons. First, these are complex crimes that are difficult to pull off without incriminating yourself, and as the past year has proven,…

It should look natural. It’s all been market researched and he ran the algorithms. Also it received the most “likes.”

Later, Zuckerberg attended an important meeting and did a business.

Funny, the more serious things got this year, the more I actually slipped into a casual style at work because not dressing up was a way to deal with the increased stress of living in a Trumpian nightmare world where everything I was working for was under personal attack.

I tried to start The Travelers a few nights ago, but then I couldn’t, because black people. Can you believe they even have the audacity to exist? Horrifying! Now I’ll have to contend myself with watching every fourth episode of Lost, and God help me if the plot line doesn’t make sense!

They somehow manage to simultaneously be lazy moochers and steal all the jobs from white people so I wouldn’t put anything past them.

Hopefully, conservatives will waste their time frothing over Clinton and forget to dig up dirt/create a disparaging campaign against whomever challenges Trump in 2020.

“The DOJ investigates private citizens all the time.”

This is a pressing issue, people! I keep forgetting that Hillary holds executive power. They should probably also look into Obama birth certificate some more too.

It’s because they are all criminal masterminds with various fake credentials to defraud welfare offices and employers, while waiting outside Home Depot for work or picking vegetables for 18 hours a day.

But it opens up intimidation tactics in the midterms. Suddenly ICE is tasked with ensuring elections, so ICE is stationed at strategically chosen precincts. That’s a functional way of depressing turnout.