Also, per multiple news outlets:

Corporations are like children. They hate the rules and throw tantrums against mommy and daddy for trying to enforce them. But have no idea how to behave once mommy and daddy are eaten by wolves and there are no more rules.

“Just arrived at Camp David where I am closely watching the path and doings of Hurricane Harvey, as it strengthens to a Category 3. BE SAFE!”

The Donald Trump All-Gender Outhouse, with a lifelike bust of his head to aim at.

Well he’s only doing it to distract from the Russia probe. New subpoenas issued today for PR firms linked to Manafort and Flynn. 

Did, did he lose control of his body at 1:11 or did I have a stroke?

I don’t know, I’ve seen rumors that there are traders quietly preparing to short the market again. And the economy will legitimately stop running if they get heavily into deporting people trying to save the economy 11 shitty, dangerous coal jobs at a time.

terrible, dishonest, and fraudulent

“Good girl gone bad” is pretty much the tropiest of all tropes. It’s right up there with “Bad boy that secretly has a heart of gold”.

Taking credit for shit is one of the things that pisses me off the most. He called the unemployment numbers bullshit the whole time Obama was in office and how that he is he says they are correct. There are’t enough words that will ever be written about how terrible, dishonest, and fraudulent he is.

#4 - Yeah, hit that GOP reset button and come election time everyone has already forgotten the crazy days of Trump. Then it’s back to preaching “family” values, Jesus loves us best and we’re better than everyone, all over again.

I thought the same thing! How does holding a pen like that work for more than a few minutes?

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

This feud and both the artists involved in it are tiresome, but isn’t Taylor a long way past the “good role model for tween girls” stage of her career? It’s not like her old stuff was chock full of healthy messages, nor is most other pop.

Wait! Do people write like that? Am I supposed to write like that?

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

I’ve just been in a rage fest since last night. CLEARLY what tweens (and mostly tween girls) need to hear right now is the message that you can justify acting like an asshole because of the actions of someone else. I could’ve gotten behind a slam track at Captain Ass Grabber along the lines of, “You assaulted me so…

It hasn’t even been 24 hours and I am already exhausted by Taylor.