1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Not to mention a living wage for these parents.

You’re missing the point. Sexy funtimes is Bad (well for SOME people).

If legislators care SO DAMN MUCH about black and brown babies, they could, you know, address the poverty, lack of educational opportunity, lack of parental leave and affordable childcare options, shitty sex ed and access to contraception and reproductive care, and myriad other factors that actually influence into…

So suddenly they “care” about people of color?? Lol ‘kay.

“Between 40 and 50 percent of all African-American babies are killed before they’re born. A Hispanic child is three times more likely to be aborted than a white child.”

I want to run for Congress, win and draft a bill to make it legal for American citizens to punch these guys in the dick.

And I will continue contributing to those box office numbers, because no matter how terrible the movie Melissa McCarthy almost always manages to make me laugh until I pee.

By the way, I wouldn’t call your exchange “fruitless.” It seems pretty clear that the Giants are more than willing to entertain the notion that the Washington team name is inappropriate.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

My thing about the anti vaxxers are that most of them already have the vaccines in their systems and turned out fine. Now they are just condemning their children to horrifying diseases because of some weird fear of autism which can be proven didn’t happen to them upon receiving their vaccines.

This is way too terrifying and accurate and SCREAMING!

There’s a million reasons why I love of our President. Last week, I got another one. I volunteer with this program in Chicago that pairs you up with a third-grader to work on their reading skills for an hour every Wednesday. You get to work with the same student for a year. Anyway, we were reading this book on China…

I love his obvious joy at spending time with all children. I love his genuine charming enthusiasm for everything. You can see the dorky smart eleven-year-old he must have been inside, still thinking”I can’t believe I get to do this for part of my job!”

I love him so much. I’ve never been so sad to see a president go.

Plz don’t leave us plz don’t leave us plz don’t leave us.

Your kid wants to be Wonder Woman? My kid wants to be Anna Wintour.

It seems like nobody’s really feeling the Olympics this year. Let’s just do something else instead. Like instead of the Summer Olympics we can bring back MTV Beach House featuring amazing athletes instead of Carson Daly and Carmen Electra and everybody will get a gold medal just for being there and having a good…